Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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