I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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