There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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