brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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