So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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