whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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