kristin has been a bad kristin
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Randomize
