so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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