My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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