You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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