Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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