Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i think i have herpe
just one?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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