That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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