video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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