its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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