we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
