So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
i've created a new STD.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
