you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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