I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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