Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
