She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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