What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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