so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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