we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So vagazzling was a success
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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