Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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