If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
