He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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