i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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