I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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