That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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