Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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