He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Randomize
