i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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