: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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