And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize