p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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