the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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