Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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