i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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