is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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