I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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