You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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