well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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