He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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