So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I need water and some morals
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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