remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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