Can Purell be used as lube?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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