is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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