Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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