There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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