I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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