Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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