Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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